Preferences are a pain

The most secretive part of campaigning is preference agreements — and in many ways it’s the most commerce-like. Candidates and their managers haggle about who will go where on the ever-popular “how to vote” card.

Now until now I have resisted making a prejudgement about how my how to vote card would look — or whether I’d have one at all. In a lot of seats the LDP is not directing preferences, or is doing a split-preference approach.

When I signed up with the LDP, part of why I came on board was my political experience — especially my experience as a resident in Darwin. They asked me to exercise my judgment.

When I originally set out to deal, my first instinct was to get as much help from another candidate’s campaign as possible: to try and get some money or resources. But today I reflected that this would just undermine my whole approach. If I take resources from a major candidate, I’m likely to be written off as a stooge. This would destroy my attempt to drive home that I am a serious and meaningful alternative.

With that in mind, today I made an agreement on my number two position. It’s a 2-for-2 swap without any other conditions or riders.

I will hold off discussing other preferences until I’ve had a chance to talk to some of the other candidates. I’m also holding off for the depressing reason of media cycles. It is too late today to influence tomorrow’s story. Moreover John Howard will be in town tomorrow, which I expect to swamp anything I am doing. So I am reluctantly saying that I can’t announce my preferences officially until at least Monday, when I can hope for a better run in the media. I hope to have a card worked out by then.

Women’s Network NT: A report

I realise I’ve got things a bit backwards, posting a Day 19 remark and then following up with a Day 18 report. I’m sure you’ll all forgive me.

Last night I was at a candidate forum organised by the Women’s Network NT (in particular Susan Penfold), a networking and social group for NT women. The Forum supplied 5 questions they wanted candidates to look at with a request that we answer at least three. The topics were childcare, industrial relations, nuclear power, the intervention and statehood for the NT.

The speaking order was drawn at random — I drew 5 of 5.

First was Deborah Hudson from the Greens. She spoke mostly about childcare and was focused on women’s issues. Speaking to some of my supporters later on, they noted that she was smart to pitch her policy focus to the audience. Curiously enough for a Green, she didn’t say anything substantial about environment. There was a bit of making the sign of the cross in the direction of nuclear power, but that was about it.

Next up was Damien Hale, standing for the ALP. He put in a textbook performance. There was some chat about his history, a few “as a Territorians” and “as a fathers” sprinkled in early on to give him some emphathy with the audience. His speech was well paced, smooth and relaxed with a good dose of anecdotes and jokes. He had a wealth of figures and was clearly well briefed and well prepared. Whoever the ALP have given him for management and speechwriting are excellent.

Third was Trudy Campbell from the CEC. Before she began to speak the ABC turned off their camera, which I thought was a bit rude. They could at least pretend to give a damn. Actually I have been extremely unimpressed by the “professionalism” of ABC journalists so far, compared to journalists in the private sector.

Trudy struggled mightily to be heard, but to the ears of most folk the policies of the CEC sounds bananas. Towards the end people in the audience were giggling. I think her policies are horribly confused and dangerous, but at least she had the guts to stand up for them.

Fourth came David Tollner, for whom the ABC bestowed the blessing of filming. Unfortunately it was not his best performance. Just a few days ago Paul Cowdy, who was at one time David’s speechwriter, passed away. It showed in David’s performance, which was bland by anyone’s standard, a real “Straight off the Fax” speech. It had few figures or forward looking policy remarks and was mostly composed of who-do-you-trust and future-of-our-kids fluff.

He also focused on attacking Clare Martin. This seems to be the strategy that David will take and it’s not without precedent. The problem for David is that most voters know the difference between Federal and NT politics. It will probably come across as desperation, and people tend to dump on the desperate.

I should probably mention that during the speeches I drew up a little bingo card of catchphrases. A horribly disrespectful thing to do, but it gave me an incentive to listen to what the others were saying. Late in David’s speech I got a “bingo”.

Then it was my turn. This was the cue for the ABC to nick off. I was put out at the time but in retrospect it worked well. In speaking to journalists you can bang away for 10 minutes, and for 9 minutes 55 seconds be flawlessly on-message. Then you forget something, get a number wrong or swear and that’s all they show on the telly. As it turned out my speech was very much a diamond in the rough.

Before I arrived I had sketched out some notes on what I wanted to talk about. In particular I planned to discuss statehood and how it tied closely together with both the intervention and the nuclear waste storage issues. I had about a page of notes, enough to spin out to 10 or 12 minutes if I took my time.

However, as often happens when I am nervous, I spoke fast. Much too fast. I raced through my topics in probably 5-7 minutes. At which point I looked down at my notes, saw the admonition “TAKE YOUR TIME, SPEAK SLOWLY” and read it out to the audience. That broke the ice and people lightened up and allowed me to relax a bit, so that I could address my points more from the heart; rather than a “shopping list” approach.

Mostly I expanded on statehood, since that was what the audience reacted best to. I even got heckled by some of the people from the Your Rights At Work rentacrowd. My point was that the NT should be a state and have equal representation in the Senate — 12 senators or bust. In the course of talking about why I explained how the status quo suits the major parties just fine, and that there will always be one CLP and one ALP senator returned from the NT.

That was my first heckling. “That’s not true”, somebody interjected. I turned it back on her: could she think of a counter-example? She couldn’t. “The Territory’s population doesn’t justify 12 senators”, came the next interjection. I pointed out that representation on a per-capita basis happens in the House of Representatives; the Senate is meant to equalise the states. “But Tasmania doesn’t have 12 senators”, she followed. Which I was happy to correct, with the added observation that Tassie had a comparable population to the NT’s when it joined up at Federation.

After that the interjections stopped. I spoke about my love of Darwin and how I felt about statehood. The audience got quite energised and when they applauded I seized the moment. “They say you should quit while you’re ahead”, I said. “So I will”. And I did.

Afterwards lots of people said nice things about the speech, and reflecting on it later I guess what worked best is that I was not a super-polished speaker reciting a laundry list of spending promises. I spoke frankly about the nuclear fuel cycle, bluntly about what I saw as the causes of the intervention and from the heart about the need for statehood. It was great to get that feedback and to see that people are still passionate about real and local representation. I hope the word spreads before election day.

The Ballot Draw, Day 19.

This will be the order on the ballot paper:

  1. Damien Hale (ALP)
  2. Trudy Campbell (CEC)
  3. Jacques Chester (Dead Set Legends Party  LDP)
  4. David Tollner (CLP)
  5. Maurice Foley (Independent)
  6. Debbie Hudson (Greens)

Some of the highlights included Damien Hale being to only candidate not to attend the draw. I guess he felt that sending a couple of hacks was enough.

The other highlight was Maurice Foley throwing a quite legendary tanty at Nick Calacouras of the NT News. In yesterday’s newspaper there was a nice big photo of Maurice with a “Noonamah” roadsign in the background. Today the paper published a bit saying Foley was under investigation for nicking a roadsign. I figure that this is the cause of the outburst.

If indeed it was stolen property, the irony will be truly delicious because Foley was clutching a book on ethics in the photo. A “how not to”, if you like.

I was also disappointed with my interview. I’ve written before about how the media form narratives quickly and pigeonhole everyone into them. My part in the narrative has become Preferences Man. Policies are no longer what they’re interested in: I could announce a policy to dance nude on Sundays and they’d still only be interested in preferences. In any case I don’t expect to get a run at all between David Tollner, the Greens candidate for Lingiari and Foley’s Folly.

Ned the Bear interviews Kevin Rudd

Ned interviews Rudd

Ned is drawn by Colin Wicking.

New video

Another video, this one about reducing the size of the Commonwealth Government.

Liberty & Democracy: available in 54 places.

From the LDP’s main campaign blog comes the news that there are 61 candidates standing for the party this election. That’s 47 House of Reps candidates and 14 Senate candidates.

Fantastic news.

My first YouTube video

It’s Day 15 and I felt I should get involved with funky groovy channel 27 this YouTube thingie.

A letter to the editor

I just sent this to the NT News Letters to the Editor address.

John Moyle of Wagaman writes (Mon 29 Oct) about the election that “the minor parties appear struck silent”. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am running for Solomon as a member of the Liberty & Democracy Party. Every day I talk to people, harass media and post a diary and policy notes to my website, chester4solomon.com.

The challenge is not say something, it is being heard. Australia’s media look at politics as a two-horse race rather than a democratic contest between numerous candidates. People like myself, Deborah Hudson (Greens) and Duncan Dean (Democrats) struggle to be heard over the din of Kevin Rudd and John Howard.

I encourage Mr Moyle and all voters to hit the internet for a fuller picture of the options available.

Sincerely,

Jacques Chester
LDP Candidate for Solomon

The Tyranny of the Faraways

An increasingly influential rallying point for lefties in Australia is the group blog Larvatus Prodeo. I drop in there from time to time because some of the writers are quite sensible. It also provides a useful barometer of leftist thinking — an aggregator of whatever narrative is sweeping the collective mind of inner suburbanites in Sydney and Melbourne.

And I use the word “narrative” advisedly. Just as journalists tend to write stories that fit into an unofficial narrative, lefties in Australia tend to arrive at fairly predictable narratives for any issue. An example of just such an experience is this cheerful little ditty from Larvatus Prodeo regular tigtog. It’s a links post which ties together a number of stories related to the NT intervention. Notice that while the narrative of “racism & colonialism” can mention NT MLA Marion Scrymgour speaking passionately against the intervention, any mention of fellow NT MLA Allison Anderson speaking passionately in favour is ignored.

Overall this is an example of policy set by people who are far away. A similar example is confronting Malcolm Turnbull in the seat of Wentworth. Dissatisfied with the legal and legitimate decisions of the people of Tasmania, activists in Sydney figure they know best and are trying to change policy far away by threatening a minister in his own seat. I know that Malcolm threw a embarrassing  little foot-stamping tanty over the matter, but he was right: he has to make decisions according to law. “Sucking up to lefties in Wentworth” is not a requirement of the relevant Act.

The Northern Territory has suffered from the curse of the Faraways for as long as I can remember; indeed history records that we’ve copped it in the neck since Federation. For example, land rights reform is held up in the NT because Territorians cannot do it through their own Legislative Assembly. Hanging over our head is the Aboriginal Land Rights Act, which has done more harm to aboriginal people in the last 30 years than I care to mention. But it’s popular with the Faraways — the narrative is that we’re all racist in the NT and that it’s For Our Own Good that the Act is kept out of NT control.

And so the NT is doomed to be governed by noisy lefties who’ve never been here except on a holiday to Kakadu. After spending a few days in Darwin and a day oohing and aahing at Nourlangie Rock they feel qualified to tell Territorians how they can behave. If indeed there is colonialism happening in the NT, it is not the intervention. It is the colonialism now more than 100 years old, a dictatorship of talking heads and chattering imbeciles thousands of kilometres away. It is the Tyranny of the Faraways.

Day 14 and some photos

I’ve been trying to arrange some photos to encourage the NT News to talk up our booster draft fundraisers some more. Yesterday I went down to Comics NT, who are supplying our boosters, to have some promo photos taken by Steve Buic.

I’ve posted a few of the photos over the fold.

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